Chapter 10

The most annoying noise ever created has to be the sound of a whining spoiled brat. The brat gets everything and anything that the brat wants, so when these conditions are not met, the whining begins and it will not end until the brat is satisfied with some appeasement.

Whining spoiled brats can be found in just about any corner of the globe. Most are found in the US, but it is as if the whining meme has spread throughout the world. The exceptions would be 3^rd world countries or oppressive dictatorships where whining is not only punishable by death, but is also controlled by starvation and public beatings. However, the fact that a 3^rd world country does not have as many or any whining spoiled brats of its own doesn't really mean anything because the US is perfectly capable of exporting these terrors to just about any location.

The parent or parents of these terrors are the ones that should be publicly ridiculed until they can control themselves and discipline their own children. The whining spoiled brats should be monitored with a shock collar that can be activated by sending a text message of “spoiled brat” and the GPS coordinates of that brat so that the microwave shock sattelite can locate the kid's collar and give them a mild, yet stern physical punishment for their misbehavior in public.

However, getting the parent or parents of these spoiled kids to permit the use of these shock collars would be difficult at best.